The Crow (1994): Body Count Breakdown

The Crow (1994): Body Count by luvmetender009

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) – 25
T-Bird (David Patrick Kelly) – 1, shared with Funboy
Funboy (Michael Massee) – 1, shared with T-Bird
Top Dollar (Michael Wincott) – 1
Sergeant Albrecht (Ernie Hudson) – 1

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

October 30th, Devil’s Night – 2
-Shelly Webster succumbs to wounds caused by rape
-T-Bird and Funboy took turns shooting Eric Draven to death

Eric’s First Victim – 1
-Eric stabs Tin Tin

Top Dollar Club – 1
-Whore dies from drug overdose, then gets her eyes cut out offscreen

Apartment – 1
-Eric injects Funboy with his own drugs until Funboy dies of an overdose

Docks – 1
-Eric blows up T-Bird in his car while sending it to full acceleration into the docks

Top Dollar Pisses Off – 1
-Top Dollar stabs then shoots Gideon

Top Dollar Club Shootout – 21
-Eric shoots 12 gangsters
-Eric drags 1 gangster beneath a table and finished him off
-Eric stabs 1 gangster
-Eric slash 5 gangsters
-Eric kicks 1 gangster out of a window
-Eric throws Skank out of a window

Church – 3

-Albrecht shoots Grange
-Myca’s eyes gouged out by the titular crow, where she then falls off a balcony to her death
-Eric drops Top Dollar off church’s roof, where he falls and gets impaled on a gargoyle’s horns

[THE FINAL TALLY = 31]

True Lies (1994): Body Count Breakdown

True Lies (1994) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24

(previously done by luvmetender)

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Harry Tasker (Arnold Schwarzenegger): 66
Helen Tasker (Jamie Lee Curtis): 12
Faisil (Grant Heslov): 3
Salim Abu Aziz (Art Malik): 1
Juno Skinner (Tia Carrere): 1

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

“Here’s my invitation”: 5
-Harry blows up hut, killing 5 embassy guards in the blast

Ski Chase: 12
-Harry shoots 12 guards during chase

Toilet Shootout: 2
-Harry shoots Mahmoud
-Salim shoots Yusif

Ride: 1
-Harry smashes Simon’s face in his imagination

Escape: 10
-Harry throws a scalpel into 1 terrorist’s eye
-Harry breaks Samir’s neck
-Harry stabs 1 terrorist in the stomache with a meat hook
-Harry breaks 1 terrorist’s neck using an AK-47’s strap
-Harry forces 2 terrorists to stab each other
-Harry shoots 3 terrorists
-Harry shoots the terrorist holding Helen

Crashing the Party: 22
-Harry breaks 2 terrorists’ necks
-Harry blows up some explosive barrels with a grenade, killing 4 terrorists in the explosion and setting 1 terrorist on fire
-Harry shoots 2 terrorists
-Helen accidentally drops an Uzi down a flight of stairs and it fires continuously, killing 11 terrorists
-Harry shoots 2 more terrorists

Compound: 9
-Harry breaks 1 terrorist’s neck
-Harry guns down 6 terrorists with dual Uzis
-Harry blows up 2 terrorists with makeshift flamethrower

Bridge: 9
-Marine fighter jets blow up the first truck, killing the driver
-1 terrorist is accidentally hit and killed by the backblast of an RPG by one of his buddies, and is subsequently blown out the front of the truck and run over
-Marine fighter jets blow up the second truck with missiles, killing the 2 terrorists inside
-The third truck (thanks to a bird landing on it) falls off the destroyed bridge and explodes, killing the 3 terrorists inside
-Helen and Juno struggle over pistol and accidentally shoot Ackbar (shared)
-The limo crashes into the water with Juno still inside

Office Building: 15
-Faisil shoots 3 terrorists
-Harry mows down 12 terrorists with jet’s twin machine guns

“You’re fired!”: 5
-Harry ejects jet’s sidewinder missile with Salim still dangling onto it into helicopter carrying 4 terrorists, blowing it up and killing all 5 of them in the explosion

(NOTE: Simon’s kill in Harry’s imagination is counted because both Arnie and Paxton acted out the scene.)

[THE FINAL TALLY= 90]

Collateral Damage (2002): Body Count Breakdown

Collateral Damage (2002): Body Count by luvmetender009

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Claudio Perrini (Cliff Curtis) – 13
Gordy Brewer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) – 11 (Watch HERE)
Selena Perrini (Francesca Neri) – 9

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

Collateral Damage – 9
-Claudio’s bomb left in a crowded cafeteria in central LA kills 9 innocent people, including Gordy’s wife and son

Columbian Highway – 2
-2 corpses seen covered by white cloth

Parade – 2
-Woman guerilla shoots 1 millitary officer
-American agent shoots woman guerilla

Prison – 14
-Guerilla blows up guard tower with a mortar, killing at least 1 guard inside it
-1 guard blown by terrorists
-2 prisoners in their cells briefly seen dying from explosions
-Guerillas shoots 1 prison guard
-1 guard visibly blown up as terrorists fires rocket at a vehicle
-Prison guards shoots 1 guerilla
-Guerilla shoots 3 prison guards
-Prison guards shoots 1 guerilla
-Claudio shoots 2 prison guards
-Gordon strangles 1 guerilla

River Settlement – 4

-4 corpses of people executed by guerillas seen

Discipline and Punishment – 1
-Claudio kills 1 guy by forcing him to swallow a poisonous snake

Cocaine Plant – 1
-Felix shot dead by guerilla commander

Guerilla Compound – 8
-Gordy’s grenade trap blows up 8 guerillas

Fighting Terror with Terror – 23

-7 guerillas shot by helicopter’s machine guns
-Missile fired from helicopter blows up 3 guerillas
-1 guerilla’s corpse seen
-Grenade by millitary soldier blows up 2 guerillas
-The guerilla commander’s corpse is seen
-8 more corpses seen in background
-Millitary commander accidentally rolled over a landmine (this is purely accidental, and therefore not counted as Gordy’s kill)

Dulles State Dept. , Annex, Washington D.C. – 12
-Selena kills a woman officer
-Selena kills 1 guard in an elevator (off-screen, but his corpse is visible later)
-Selena’s bomb blows up 6 people (at least)
-Selena shoots Brandt in the head
-1 corpse seen in basement, victim ofClaudio’s
-Gordy smash Selena into a control panel, electrocuting her
-Gordy tossed an axe through Claudio’s chest

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]

-Gordy’s explosive trap in the cocaine plant isn’t shown killing anyone
-More people could’ve been killed by Selena’s bomb

[THE FINAL TALLY = 76]

Sherlock Holmes (2009): Body Count Breakdown

Sherlock Holmes (2009): Body Count by Gregglop09

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr): 1
Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong): 2
Dredger (Robert Malliet): 2
Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams): 2
Dr. John Watson (Jude Law): 1
Professor Moriarty (Ed Tolputt): 1

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

Reodran’s Death: 1
Dredger breaks Reodran’s neck off-screen (his body is shown buried in a coffin)

Bathtub: 1
Blackwood drowns Sir Thomas

House Fight: 1
Sherlock shocks Dredger with a taser, launching him into the air, crushing 1 goon (Dredger is huge so, I’m counting it)

Standish’s Death: 1
Dredger’s gun trap sets Standish on fire, causing him to fall out a window to his death

Final Showdown: 4
Irene shoots 2 bad guys
Watson shoots 1 bad guy
Blackwood accidentally hangs himself while fighting Holmes

Moriarty’s Mark: 1
Moriarty shoots a Police Constable

[THE FINAL TALLY = 09]

The Tournament (2009): Body Count Breakdown

The Tournament (2009): Body Count by Gregglop09

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Miles Slade (Ian Somerholder): 13
Joshua Harlow (Ving Rhames): 12
Yuri Petrov (Scott Adkins): 10
Lai Lai Zhen (Kelly Hu): 4
Anton Bogart (Sebestien Foucan): 2
Father Joseph McAvoy (Robert Carlyle): 1

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

Opening/Blood Bath: 5
Harlow shoots Russian Hitman’s head off with a shotgun
Russian Hitman shoots 1 guy
3 dead bodies

Introducing The Contestants: 10
Petrov kills 10 people in video

Hotel Room: 1
Lai Lai shoots an assassin in the head

Rooftop: 2
Sniper Chick snipes an assassin in the head
Bogart snaps Sniper Chick’s neck

Church Fight: 1
Lai Lai blows up Petrov (literally!)

Parking Lot: 1
Harlow shoots Eddy in the back of the head

Dumpster: 1
Slade shoots a guy

Car Crash: 1

Lai Lai shoots a female assassin in the head

Alley: 1
Bogart snipes an assassin in the head

Strip Club: 16
Slade shot-guns 12 people
Harlow shoots 3 assassins
Harlow uses assassin as bullet shield and the assassins shoot him (shared kill)

Random Death Montage: 8
8 people killed

Gas Station: 1
Slade explodes from the planted bomb

Flashback: 1
Lai Lai shoots Harlow’s wife

Truck Chase: 2

Harlow runs down 1 assassin
Father McAvoy crushes/runs over Bogart

Church: 1
Harlow stabs Lai Lai

The Truth: 4
Harlow blows up Mr. Powers, himself and 2 guards with planted bomb inside Powers

[THE FINAL TALLY = 56]

Defiance (2008): Body Count Breakdown

Defiance (2008): Body Count by luvmetender009

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Zus Bielski (Liev Schreiber) – 24
Tuvia Bielski (Daniel Craig) – 21
Asael Bielski (Jamie Bell) – 2

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

WWII Stock Footage – 2
-2 Jews seen executed by Nazis

Family Farm – 5
-Corpse of Tuvia’s father and 4 Jews seen

All Together Now – 1
-1 elderly Jew dies from cold and starvation

Tuvia’s Vendetta – 3
-Tuvia kills 3 Jewish traitors with his newly-acquired pistol

Night Hunt – 11
-Zus kills 1 collaborator
-Other Jews executes 1 collaborator
-Jews shoots 1 Nazi
-Zus stabs 1 Nazi
-Zus stabs Nazi colonel and mistress, and 1 more Nazi near jeep
-Jews shoots 1 Nazi
-Asael shoots 1 Nazi
-Nazis shoots 1 Jew
-Tuvia shoots 1 Nazi

Barn – 1
-1 Jew’s corpse seen hung from rafters

“There are hundreds of us!!!” – 5
-Tuvia shoots 2 Nazis
-Other Jews shoots 3 Nazis, at least 1 by Zus

Railway Ambush – 19
-Zus shoots 4 Nazis
-Jews shoots 6 Nazis
-Nazis shoots 3 Jews
-Jews shoots 3 more Nazis
-Zus blows up 1 Nazi with a grenade
-Zus executes 2 Nazi sergeants

Outpost – 7

-Nazis shoots 1 Soviet
-Soviets shoots 2 Nazis
-Zus shoots 1 Nazi
-Nazi kills Bielski Otriad Commander
-Zus shoots 1 Nazi
-1 Nazi’s corpse seen behind a counter (most probably killed by Zus, but could be by other Soviets too, I didn’t add it to Zus’ tally)

Being a Leader – 1
-Tuvia executes 1 Jew who tried to leave

Payback – 1
-1 Nazi prisoner flogged to death by Jewish mob

Air Raid – 9
-9 Jews blown up by Nazi air raid

Standoff – 6
-Nazis shoots 1 Jew
-Asael shoots 1 Nazi
-Nazis kills 3 Jew
-1 Jew blown up by a Nazi’s grenade

Evacuating – 1

-Elder Jew succumbs to disease

The Final Battle – 60

-7 Jew’s corpses seen after first wave of Nazi fire
-Nazis shoots 2 Jews
-Nazi tank blows up 2 Jews
-Tuvia shoots 14 Nazis
-Issac shot by Nazis then blown up by his own grenade
-7 Nazis gunned down by Jew reinforcements, at least 1 kill which belongs to Zus
-Zus shoots 5 Nazis
-Jews shoots 7 Nazis
-Zus shoots Nazi commander on the tank, then throws in a grenade killing 4 more Nazis inside8
-Jews shoots 5 more Nazis
-5 Nazi corpses seen in aftermath

Epilogue – 1
-Asael is mentioned to have been killed**

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]

-50 thousand Jews were mentioned to have been murdered and 1,000,000 more awaiting deportation in the film’s black-and-white opening sequence
-Thousands of dead Jews could be seen in a trench

*I did some research and found out that the tank used in the film’s climax is a Panzer III, which contains 5 occuppants including the commander on its top.
**Although his death is merely mentioned, Asael is still a key character of the film, I’m counting it.

[THE FINAL TALLY = 132]

The Invasion (2007): Body Count Breakdown

The Invasion (2007): Body Count by luvmetender009

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Carol Bennell (Nicole Kidman) – 12

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

Night After Conference – 1
-1 man dies out on streets after succumbing to viral infection

Tunnel -1
-1 woman run over by car

A visit to Yorish’s – 1
-Yorish succumbs to viral infection

Carol gets it too – 1
-A victim seen on a couch dead from infection

Subway – 4
-3 innocent people devoured by infected offscreen (I counted only the Afro couple, and the Caucasian woman who shouted, though there could be many more)
-Carol accidentally shoots 1 subway worker

Streets of Chaos – 2

-2 people commits suicide by jumping off a roof

Acquiring Transportation – 1
-Ben passes by 1 dead cop

Vision – 1
-Carol’s double kills herself with a hatchet-like weapon

Warehouse – 1
-Carol smash Tucker’s head

Mother’s Love knows no Limits – 5
-Carol shoots 5 infected to defend her son

Escape – 4
-Carol crash 1 infected into a pile of trash while driving*
-Carol drives Ben’s SUV into a lamppost, throwing 3 infected into a shop’s front *

*An impact like this would be enough to kill a person in real life, let alone in a movie.

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]

-News and radio reports in the entire film frequently mentions of deaths, massacres and genocides
-Gene (the creepy little Asian boy) said that both his parents died from the infection, but we didn’t see them die, I’m not counting it.
-Carol smash an infected’s head with a fire extinguisher while in the elevator, but I don’t think he’d die.

[THE FINAL TALLY = 22]

L4yer Cake (2004): Body Count Breakdown

L4yer Cake (2004): Body Count by luvmetender009

[CHARACTER KILLS]

XXXX (Daniel Craig) – 2
Gene (Colm Meaney) – 1
Morty (George Harris) – 1
Crazy Larry (Jason Flemyng) – 1
Slasher (Sally Hawkins) – 1
Shanks (Stephen Walters) – 1

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

Warehouse Holdup – 1
-Slasher accidentally shoots a gardener

Workshop – 1
-Paul seen tortured and burnt to death by a hot iron

Cafeteria – 1
-Mortimer smash an associate’s face then boils him to death with a kettle of tea

Failure of a Deal – 1

-Duke’s corpse seen shot in the chest

Flashback – 1
-Kilburn Jerry shoots himself through the head

Mansion – 1

-XXXX kills Jimmy

Crazy Larry’s fate sealed -1
-Gene shoots Crazy Larry in the head

Park – 1
-Dragan snipes Lucky in the head

Docks – 1
-Slasher shot in her head by Gene’s colleague

Art of a Good Business – 1

-Eddie Temple’s severed head seen in an ice cooler (implied to be XXXX’s work through his self-monologue)

Man was a Prick – 1

-1 dead guy seen in car (implied to be killed by Shanks)

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]

-XXXX was shot in the chest at point-blank range by Sydney at the end of the film, but he’s still alive and moving as the screen flash white and the credits roll.

[THE FINAL TALLY = 11]

Star Trek: First Contact (1996): Body Count Breakdown

Star Trek: First Contact (1996): Body Count by Rorschach94

[CHARACTER KILLS]

Lt. Commander Data (Brent Spiner): 28
Lt. Commander Worf (Michael Dorn): 9
Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart): 4
Lt. Hawk (Neal McDonough): 1
Lt. Daniels (Michael Horton): 1

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]

Assault on Earth: 1
-1 dead crewman seen on the Defiant

Attacking the Past: 4

-4 civilians killed by Borg torpedoes

Aftermath: 5

-5 dead Phoenix crewmen seen

Searching the Ship: 10
-Worf shoots 2 Borg drones
-Worf kills 2 more Borg drones
-Daniels shoots 1 Borg drone
-Data shoots 2 Borg drones
-Data kills 2 more Borg drones
-Picard shoots 1 infected crewman

Assimilation: 2

-2 Borg drones shot by crewmen

The Big Goodbye: 2
-2 Borg drones mowed down by Picard with a machine gun

Escape Attempt: 2
-Data kills 2 Borg drones

Deflector Array: 7

-Hawk shoots 1 Borg drone
-Picard shoots 1 Borg drone into open space
-Worf kills 1 Borg drone with a Klingon blade
-Infected Hawk shot by Worf
-Worf blows up deflector array, killing 3 Borg drones

Resistance…Is Futile: 22
-Borg Queen pulled into coolant gas and killed by Data
-6 Borg drones short-circuit when Borg Queen is killed
-At least 15 other corpses of Borg drones killed by Data releasing the coolant gas are seen

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]

10 Federation ships blown up by Borg cube, 1 Borg cube and 1 Borg sphere blown up by Enterprise, which in total adds up to about 10,000 offscreen deaths. Potentially hundreds of Borg drones killed when Data kills the Borg Queen.

[THE FINAL TALLY = 55]

Stupid Weapons and Jade Head Bracelets

Killer Meteors

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE]

The Killer Meteors (1976): Breakdown by Kain424

A rich and powerful man seeks the assistance of a powerful warrior to kill his wife and retrieve the antidote for the poison she’s fed him.  But all is not what it seems…

[THE EXECUTION]

After the somewhat lukewarm reception of New Fist Of Fury, director Lo Wei tried to go a different route in making Jackie Chan a star: setting him as a villain against current star Jimmy Wang Yu (of The One-Armed Swordsman films).  The film is ultimately Wang Yu’s vehicle, but Chan does get a couple fight scenes with the legendary Action star and more than holds his own.

You think anyone will remember this movie?

The movie is adapted from the serial novels by Gu Long, though compressed into a two hour time.  As such, it is littered with colorful characters, all of whom have their own unique weapon and fighting style.  With it’s complex and twisting plot, it all comes together to make for a rather interesting and fun experience.  And though Wang Yu is largely just going through the motions here, he remains believable as the movie’s resident bad-ass.

Ching-Kui Chan, the cinematographer from The Big Boss and Fist Of Fury, returns with about as much flair.  The visual style of The Killer Meteors is rather stale, but the editing works well in assisting the characters for their amazing feats.  Everyone can leap dozens of feet into the air or disappear as the angle changes.  All of this, of course, fits the style of the time and if you are a fan of this type of film you may end up enjoying this one.  It’s inclusion of a somewhat diverse cast adds to the fun, making every showdown have that extra bit of impact many fights in the genre seem to be missing.

WTF

For whatever reason, audiences at the time didn’t respond too much to this film.  It’s not great, but it’s not bad either.  Chan himself was not a fan of the film, however, stating in his biography that he wished it had never found its way to release.  I think it’s one of Jackie’s better early films by far, made only more interesting by the fact he plays a baddie.  Watch it and you’ll see what I mean.

[HOW BAD-ASS ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS?]

Jimmy Wang Yu

Jimmy Wang Yu is Mi Wei, The Killer Meteor

Wang Yu starts the movie as a near-mythic Man With No Name-type character.  Villains fear him so much they vow to him, as he sleeps, to give up their violent and evil ways.  Some even cut off their own fingers to make up for their past misdeeds.  It’s all very crazy, but it shows you at the start how much respect this man has earned.  This is all likely a play off of Jimmy Wang Yu’s image, earned over the course of the previous decade and a half, of being the ultimate bad-ass in films like The One-Armed Swordsman series.

Yes. That's The Killer Meteor

The Killer Meteor (which is also the name of his ridiculously awesome weapon) is one of those characters who, in retrospect, is rather uninteresting because he appears to have no true weakness and begins and ends the film as pretty much an unbeatable superhero we can neither relate to nor understand.  Still, he gets laid a couple times, indicating that he is, in fact, a human being after all.

Jackie Chan is a bad guy!

Jackie Chan is Hua Wa-bin, The Immortal

The Immortal is a rich, clever, but ultimately headstrong villain, somewhat typical in the kung fu genre.  He attempts to play the hero and several other characters through the long and convoluted plot, but ends up getting whats coming to him.  Skilled in martial arts, but arrogant, he makes for an interesting near-challenge for our protagonist, but his personality, like his true motivations, go pretty much unknown by the movie’s conclusion.

[THE BODY COUNT: 7]

Jimmy Wang Yu kills 5 of the baddies throughout the film, which is actually fairly violent when it wants to be.  Using his Killer Meteor weapon, Wang Yu causes explosions which either cause tremendous, incinerating deaths, or bloody mangling ones.  Still, there are so many switches and tricks played in the mystery thriller-ish plot, I had a hard time figuring out whether or not to count some deaths.  There is a poison fed to a couple people which seemed to melt them down and deflate them like balloons, but then that character would show up again later.

[MOST SATISFYING ASS-KICKING & DEATH]

The Killer Meteor vs. Lord Fung

Lord Fung fight the Killer Meteor

Lord Fung, a top ranking official and The Killer Meteor’s commanding officer, reveals himself to be a bad guy.  The two begin battling, kicking and punching at one another and showing tremendous skill.  Fung, even at his old age, proves to be quite the match for Mi Wei.

Lord Fung is fucked

But suddenly Wei pulls out the killer meteor, his super weapon, hidden away during the entire film, and unleashes it upon his foe.  Fung is blasted away, blood and chunks of flesh fall away.  His surprise is still evident on his face as he dies quickly and horribly.

[DUDESWEAT AND MACHISMO]

Despite the occasionally Village People-esque clothing choices of several minor characters, there’s not a lot of gay featured in this one.

[EXPLOITATION AND MISOGYNY]

The woman of The Killer Meteors are often duplicitous, husband-poisoning fiends, full of trickery and lies.  Still, Wang Yu ends the movie apparently running into the arms of one woman, so they can’t be all that bad.

[EPIC MOMENT AND BEST ONE-LINER]

Jimmy Wang Yu vs. Jackie Chan

Wang Yu and Chan square off in a colosseum, upright poles are all that provides their footing.  The Immortal thinks he has the upper hand as The Killer Meteor has already fired off his weapon to dispatch Lord Fung.  He locks Mi Wei’s feet to the poles and prepares to launch his final attack.

“You must be real sorry you used up your meteor on Lord Fung!”

But then The Killer Meteor reveals something to his overconfident opponent:

You, Jackie, Are A Dumb-ass

“Yes.  Sorry I didn’t tell you I had two!”

The Killer Meteor fires off his weapon into the air, which proceeds to assume a form more fitting to its name, raining down death upon Jackie.  Just before he’s killed, Chan gives a great “Oh, Shit!” look I find to be particularly priceless:

Not So Immortal

[THE MORAL OF THE STORY]

Don’t fuck with Jimmy Wang Yu, even if you are Jackie Chan.

[THE GIST OF JACKIE: 0 outta 5]

[  ] Breaks Into Someplace Or Escapes By Way Of Acrobatics
[  ] Has An Annoying Tag-Along Companion
[  ] Makes The ‘OW!’ Face And/Or Rubs A Soar Spot
[  ] Performs A Ridiculously Dangerous Stunt
[  ] Uses A Random Object To Defend Himself

[THE CHECKLIST: 10 outta 25]

[X] Athlete(s) Turned “Actor”
[  ] Clinging To The Outside Of A Moving Vehicle
[X] Crotch Attack
[X] Dialogue Telling Us How Bad-Ass The Main Character(s) Is/Are
[  ] Ending Featuring An Ambulance, A Blanket or A Towel
[  ] Factory/Warehouse
[X] Giant Explosion(s)
[X] Heavy Artillery [the "Killer Meteor"]
[  ] Improvised Weapon(s)
[  ] Macho Mode(s) Of Transportation
[X] Main Character Sports Facial Accessory(s)
[X] Manly Embrace(s)
[  ] Notorious Stunt-Man Sighting
[  ] Passage(s) Of Time Via Montage
[  ] Politically Fueled Plot Point(s)
[X] Senseless Destruction Of Property
[X] Shoot Out(s) and/or Sword Fight(s)
[X] Slow-Motion Finishing Move(s)/Death(s)
[  ] Stupid Authoritative Figure(s)
[  ] Substance Usage and/or Abuse
[  ] Tis The Season
[  ] Torture Sequence(s)
[  ] Unnecessary Sequel
[  ] Vehicle Chase(s)
[  ] Vigilante Justice

Pretty Jackie Chan

Jackie In Eyeliner. Yeah, It Happened.