While In Wonerful Zombieland, Be Sure To Visit The Magic Extinction and Eprot Center… HARHARHAR!

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Zombieland (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo A small group of rag-tag zombie apocalypse survivors band together for a cross-country road trip to a West Coast theme park. Why? Because it’s funny. Note: Now while I normally never do this (as I just don’t really give a fuck), I am issuing a spoiler warning for […]

Zombieland (2009): Body Count Breakdown

Zombieland (2009): Body Count by gregglop09 (previously done by RANTBO) [CHARACTER KILLS] Tallahasse (Woody Harrelson): 107 Wichita (Emma Stone): 20 Columbus (Jesse Eisenburg): 9 Little Rock (Abigail Breslin): 2 Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker (Joan Schuermeyer): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 11 -Zombies eat 8 people -2 dead bodies are see lying on the street -A woman is […]

Cliffhanger (1993): Body Count Breakdown

Cliffhanger (1993) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by Kooshmeister) [CHARACTER KILLS] Gabe Walker (Sylvester Stallone): 4 Matheson (Vyto Ruginis): 3 Richard Travers (Rex Linn): 3 Eric Qualen (John Lithgow): 1 Kynette (Leon Robinson): 1 Delmar (Craig Fairbrass): 1 Hal Tucker (Michael Rooker): 1 Treasury Jet Pilot (Kim Robillard): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 1 […]

Executive Decision (1996): Body Count Breakdown

Executive Decision (1996) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by Rorschach) [CHARACTER KILLS] Suicide Bomber (Juan Fernandez): 37 Lt. Col. Austin Travis (Steven Seagal): 11 Sergeant Louie (B.D. Wong): 5 Sergeant Baker (Whip Hubley): 5 Captain Rat (John Leguizamo): 4 Nagi Hassan (David Suchet): 4 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening Raid: 24 -Travis cuts up 3 […]

Beverly Hills Cop III (1994): Body Count Breakdown

Beverly Hills Cop III (1994): Body Count by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Detective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy): 7 Fletch (Michael Bowen): 4 Detective Sgt. Billy Rosewood (Judge Reinhold): 2 Ellis DeWald (Timothy Carhart): 2 Taddeo (David Parry): 2 Inspector Douglas Todd (Gilbert R. Hill): 1 Sgt. Jon Flint (Hector Elizondo): 1 Agent Steve Fullbright (Stephen McHattie): […]

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008): Body Count Breakdown

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by Kooshmeister) [CHARACTER KILLS] Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): 18 Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen): 3 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Hanger 51: 15 Russian soldiers shoot 5 MPs Indy crashes into crates with jeep, killing 5 Russian soldiers in the concussion Indy […]

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984): Body Count Breakdown

Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom (1984) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by Kooshmeister) [CHARACTER KILLS] Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): 21 Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw): 3 Mola Ram (Amrish Puri): 3 Short Round (Jonathan Ke Quan): 1 Chen (Chua Kah Joo): 1 Thuggee Chief (Pat Roach): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 2 Chen […]

(Indiana Jones And The) Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981): Body Count Breakdown

(Indiana Jones and the) Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by Kooshmeister) [CHARACTER KILLS] Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen): 12 Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): 11 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Peru: 2 Satipo impaled on spiked booby trap Barranca shot with poison darts by Hovitos tribesmen Bar: 4 Indy burns and shoots […]

If Looks Could Kill (1991): Body Count Breakdown

If Looks Could Kill (1991): Body Count by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Michael Corben (Richard Grieco): 12 Ilsa Grunt (Linda Hunt): 3 Zigesfeld (Tom Rack): 2 Mariska (Gabrielle Anwar): 1 Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees): 1 Kelly (Travis Swords): 1 Blade (Roger Daltrey): 1 Imposter Driver (Tedd Dillon): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Meeting: 1 -Zigesfeld bashes Lefevre’s head […]

Blade: Trinity (2004): Body Count Breakdown

Blade: Trinity (2004): Body Count by BodyCountMan [CHARACTER KILLS] Blade-(Wesley Snipes) 42 Abigail Whistler-(Jessica Biel) 14 Whistler-(Kris Kristofferson) 14 Hannibal King-(Ryan Reynolds) 4 Dracula/Drake-(Dominic Purcell) 12 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening Scene: 1 Drake-bites a vampire’s head off Blade The Vampire slayer: 12 Blade-kills 11 vampires and one human A New Hunter: 5 Drake-kills 5 people Subway: […]