Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
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Zombieland (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo
A small group of rag-tag zombie apocalypse survivors band together for a cross-country road trip to a West Coast theme park. Why? Because it’s funny.
Note: Now while I normally never do this (as I just don’t really give a fuck), I am issuing a spoiler warning for this breakdown. Simply [...]
Filed under: Recent Reviews
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
Zombieland (2009): Body Count by gregglop09
(previously done by RANTBO)
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Tallahasse (Woody Harrelson): 107
Wichita (Emma Stone): 20
Columbus (Jesse Eisenburg): 9
Little Rock (Abigail Breslin): 2
Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker (Joan Schuermeyer): 1
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Opening: 11
-Zombies eat 8 people
-2 dead bodies are see lying on the street
-A woman is hit by a car
Credits: 4
-Zombies kill 3 inmates
-A watchtower guard jumps to [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
Cliffhanger (1993) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24
(previously done by Kooshmeister)
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Gabe Walker (Sylvester Stallone): 4
Matheson (Vyto Ruginis): 3
Richard Travers (Rex Linn): 3
Eric Qualen (John Lithgow): 1
Kynette (Leon Robinson): 1
Delmar (Craig Fairbrass): 1
Hal Tucker (Michael Rooker): 1
Treasury Jet Pilot (Kim Robillard): 1
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Opening: 1
-Sarah falls off the mountain
Plane Hijacking: 7
-Travers shoots 2 Treasury agents
-The pilot [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
Executive Decision (1996) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24
(previously done by Rorschach)
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Suicide Bomber (Juan Fernandez): 37
Lt. Col. Austin Travis (Steven Seagal): 11
Sergeant Louie (B.D. Wong): 5
Sergeant Baker (Whip Hubley): 5
Captain Rat (John Leguizamo): 4
Nagi Hassan (David Suchet): 4
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Opening Raid: 24
-Travis cuts up 3 terrorists
-Travis shoots 4 terrorists
-Rat shoots 1 terrrorist
-Commandos shoot 8 terrorists
-Baker [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994): Body Count by Kooshmeister
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Detective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy): 7
Fletch (Michael Bowen): 4
Detective Sgt. Billy Rosewood (Judge Reinhold): 2
Ellis DeWald (Timothy Carhart): 2
Taddeo (David Parry): 2
Inspector Douglas Todd (Gilbert R. Hill): 1
Sgt. Jon Flint (Hector Elizondo): 1
Agent Steve Fullbright (Stephen McHattie): 1
Holloway (Lindsey Ginter): 1
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Chopshop Massacre: 7
-Holloway shoots Snake
-Taddeo [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24
(previously done by Kooshmeister)
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): 18
Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen): 3
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Hanger 51: 15
Russian soldiers shoot 5 MPs
Indy crashes into crates with jeep, killing 5 Russian soldiers in the concussion
Indy activates the rocket sled, causing it to burn [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom (1984) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24
(previously done by Kooshmeister)
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): 21
Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw): 3
Mola Ram (Amrish Puri): 3
Short Round (Jonathan Ke Quan): 1
Chen (Chua Kah Joo): 1
Thuggee Chief (Pat Roach): 1
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Opening: 2
Chen shoots Wu Han
Indy imaples Chen with a flaming skewer of [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
(Indiana Jones and the) Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24
(previously done by Kooshmeister)
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen): 12
Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): 11
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Peru: 2
Satipo impaled on spiked booby trap
Barranca shot with poison darts by Hovitos tribesmen
Bar: 4
Indy burns and shoots 1 Nepalese thug
Indy and giant Sherpa briefly cooperate and [...]
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Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
If Looks Could Kill (1991): Body Count by Kooshmeister
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Michael Corben (Richard Grieco): 12
Ilsa Grunt (Linda Hunt): 3
Zigesfeld (Tom Rack): 2
Mariska (Gabrielle Anwar): 1
Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees): 1
Kelly (Travis Swords): 1
Blade (Roger Daltrey): 1
Imposter Driver (Tedd Dillon): 1
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Meeting: 1
-Zigesfeld bashes Lefevre’s head in with a tea tray
Chateau assault: 2
-Blade kills 1 goon by making [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Posted on January 31st, 2010 by Rant
Blade: Trinity (2004): Body Count by BodyCountMan
[CHARACTER KILLS]
Blade-(Wesley Snipes) 42
Abigail Whistler-(Jessica Biel) 14
Whistler-(Kris Kristofferson) 14
Hannibal King-(Ryan Reynolds) 4
Dracula/Drake-(Dominic Purcell) 12
[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]
Opening Scene: 1
Drake-bites a vampire’s head off
Blade The Vampire slayer: 12
Blade-kills 11 vampires and one human
A New Hunter: 5
Drake-kills 5 people
Subway: 4
Abigail-kills 4 vampires
The FBI Raid: 14
Whistler-shoots 8 FBI men
Whistler-blows up 5 FBI men
Whistler-blows himself [...]
Filed under: Recent Killcounts