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Van Helsing (2004): Breakdown by Rantbo
The guy who plays Wolverine, channels Batman, to play legendary demon slayer, Van Helsing.
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Before getting into Steven Sommers’ masterpiece, VAN HELSING, I feel I must address the prequel. Yes, this film actually has one…
Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004)
Released straight to DVD, oddly a week AFTER the theatrical [...]
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The Crow (1994): Breakdown by Rantbo
Undead goth kills drug-dealing rapists with guns, knives, swords, morphine, grenades, gothic architecture and some poetic verbal nuance.
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THE CROW. A movie so good, they’ve tried remaking it 5 times. Soon to be six. And one of those times was with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid and David Boreanaz. “Can’t [...]
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The Crow killcount.
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Army Of Darkness [Theatrical Version](1992): Breakdown by Rantbo
Bruce Campbell vs. The Army Of Darkness
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As this is the 3rd movie in the EVIL DEAD TRILOGY, I feel I must briefly summarize what happened previously, if for no other reason than if this breakdown happens to be read by some poor bastard that has neglected [...]
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Doom [Unrated Extended Edition](2005): Breakdown by Rantbo
Space Marines battle alien monsters that killed off a colony. Sounds familiar…
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Based off of one of the Most Bad-Ass Mother-Fucking Games of ALL Fucking Time, and featuring striking similarities to James Cameron’s Masterpiece, ALIENS, the question is, how does this movie fair in comparison to it’s inspirations? [...]
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Pitch Black (2000): Breakdown by Kain424
A spaceship crashes on an unknown world. After finding out the planet may be teaming with frightening and dangerous lifeforms, the survivors are forced to work together with a murderer who may or may not want to help them at all.
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With the Action stars of yesteryear waning at [...]
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The Hidden (1987): Breakdown by Rutledal
A cop and an FBI agent have to track down a body swapping alien on the loose in L.A.
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Based on the fact that the movie’s basic premise features Kyle MacLachlan playing a FBI agent on the hunt for a supernatural killer, a Twin Peaks [...]
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Avenging Force killcount.
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Little Tiger Of Canton (1971) a.k.a. Guang dong xiao lao hu a.k.a. The Cub Tiger From Kwang Tung: Breakdown by Kain424
A Kung Fu student struggles against his master, who thinks martial arts should never be used.
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First off, it’s important to note that the film, Master With Cracked Fingers, is a completely different film [...]
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo
Explosion – Dick Joke – Cleavage – Sunset – Robot – U.S. Military Recruitment Video Footage: Repeat For 2 Hours.
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Yes. Those Are What You Think They Are. Welcome To Transformers 2
OK, I’m going to try my best to recount the plot what happened. But, you’re [...]
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