GUN: The Movie

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Equalizer 2000 [The Cut-To-Shit U.S. Version] (1986): Breakdown by Rantbo The story of a gun, with a half-assed sub-plot about the asshole that fires it the most. [THE EXECUTION] “North Alaska—a hundred years after the nuclear winter. The dense nuclear waste that used to girdle the planet has been burned away by the […]

Machine Gun Bronson

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Machine Gun Kelly (1958): Breakdown by Kain424 A bank robbing gangster tries his hand at kidnapping, but is slowly eaten alive by his own fears. [THE EXECUTION] This is apparently Charles Bronson’s first starring role, based upon the actual gangster of the same name.  Bronson plays the part well, giving a layered performance […]

Wish of Death

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish (1974): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson’s family gets murdered, and he takes revenge on every criminal in New York. [THE EXECUTION] Death Wish is the third and best film that resulting from Charles Bronson and director Michael Winner’s (The Mechanic)  many collaborations in the 70’s and 80’s. Based on Brian Garfield’s […]

Lethal Franchise 1

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Lethal Weapon [Director’s Cut] (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo & Kain424 Two lawmen overcome their contrasting social lives by sharing their feelings and learning to love their odd-couple partnership. And Gary Busey holds his bare arm over a butane lighter for like 30 seconds just to prove how crazy badass he is. [THE EXECUTION] […]

McQ: Dirty John Wayne

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] McQ (1974): Breakdown by Kain424 A cop does everything he legally can to find out the plot behind his cop friend’s death. [THE EXECUTION] With the popularity of Westerns dropping, and having missed out on the role of Dirty Harry, John Wayne decided to make his own cop movie.  McQ is visually and […]

A Better Tomorrow Also

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ying hung boon sik II a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow II (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo More Gangsters, More Guns, More Bullets, More Blood—Same Amount Of Credits. [THE EXECUTION] The magical ballet of bullets and brotherhood continues in John Woo’s sequel to his heroic bloodshed masterpiece, A BETTER TOMORROW.  A BETTER TOMORROW II picks up […]

Crank 2: Supercharged Bat-Shit Insanity

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Crank: High Voltage (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Crank, but with electricity instead of adrenaline.  Now with more Asian whores, nudity and gore! [THE EXECUTION] Though many would have thought the idea of making an even crazier film than Crank the very definition of impossible, director duo Neveldine/Taylor were more than willing to do […]

Red Mullet

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Red Sonja (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo Brigitte Nielsen sword fights Sandahl Bergman to prove to herself (and the audience), that there’s a difference between being a dyke and just looking like one. Though which side she’s championing is still up for debate. [THE EXECUTION] The evil man-hating Queen Gedren (Bergman) has recently gotten […]

Villa Rides killcount

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In Memoriam…

Patrick Wayne Swayze 1952 – 2009 Uncommon Valor – Red Dawn – Steel Dawn – Road House – Next Of Kin – Point Break – Black Dog He Gave Us The Time Of Our Lives. You’ll Be Missed, Dalton.