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Equalizer 2000 [The Cut-To-Shit U.S. Version] (1986): Breakdown by Rantbo
The story of a gun, with a half-assed sub-plot about the asshole that fires it the most.
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“North Alaska—a hundred years after the nuclear winter. The dense nuclear waste that used to girdle the planet has been burned away by the blistering relentless sun. And [...]
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Machine Gun Kelly (1958): Breakdown by Kain424
A bank robbing gangster tries his hand at kidnapping, but is slowly eaten alive by his own fears.
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This is apparently Charles Bronson’s first starring role, based upon the actual gangster of the same name. Bronson plays the part well, giving a layered performance by showing fear, anger, [...]
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Death Wish (1974): Breakdown by Rutledal
Charles Bronson’s family gets murdered, and he takes revenge on every criminal in New York.
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Death Wish is the third and best film that resulting from Charles Bronson and director Michael Winner’s (The Mechanic) many collaborations in the 70’s and 80’s. Based on Brian Garfield’s novel by the same [...]
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Lethal Weapon [Director’s Cut] (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo & Kain424
Two lawmen overcome their contrasting social lives by sharing their feelings and learning to love their odd-couple partnership. And Gary Busey holds his bare arm over a butane lighter for like 30 seconds just to prove how crazy badass he is.
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RANT: Two polar opposite [...]
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McQ (1974): Breakdown by Kain424
A cop does everything he legally can to find out the plot behind his cop friend’s death.
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With the popularity of Westerns dropping, and having missed out on the role of Dirty Harry, John Wayne decided to make his own cop movie. McQ is visually and tonally similar to Dirty [...]
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Ying hung boon sik II a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow II (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo
More Gangsters, More Guns, More Bullets, More Blood—Same Amount Of Credits.
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The magical ballet of bullets and brotherhood continues in John Woo’s sequel to his heroic bloodshed masterpiece, A BETTER TOMORROW. A BETTER TOMORROW II picks up roughly a couple years [...]
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Crank: High Voltage (2009): Breakdown by Kain424
Crank, but with electricity instead of adrenaline. Now with more Asian whores, nudity and gore!
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Though many would have thought the idea of making an even crazier film than Crank the very definition of impossible, director duo Neveldine/Taylor were more than willing to do so. And Holy Shit [...]
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Red Sonja (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo
Brigitte Nielsen sword fights Sandahl Bergman to prove to herself (and the audience), that there’s a difference between being a dyke and just looking like one. Though which side she’s championing is still up for debate.
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The evil man-hating Queen Gedren (Bergman) has recently gotten her hands on a [...]
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Villa Rides killcount.
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Patrick Wayne Swayze 1952 – 2009
Uncommon Valor – Red Dawn – Steel Dawn – Road House – Next Of Kin – Point Break – Black Dog
He Gave Us The Time Of Our Lives. You’ll Be Missed, Dalton.
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