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Passenger 57 (1992): Breakdown by Rantbo
DIE HARD on a plane and at a state fair, then back on a plane again.
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You know the scenario. When terrorists attack! This time, it’s at 35,000 feet and the only man able(willing) to do anything about it is Wesley Snipes. Because Bruce Willis was busy shooting THE [...]
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Conan The Barbarian (1982): Breakdown by Kain424
A young boy’s home and village is massacred in violent raid. He grows up to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, and gets his bloody revenge.
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After the fiasco that was Hercules In New York, Arnold Schwarzenegger went back to focusing on bodybuilding. After winning several more titles and being [...]
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Conan The Destroyer (1984): Breakdown by Rantbo
Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world and Arnold Schwarzenegger was still gay. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, sword in hand. A big long and [...]
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Tombstone killcount.
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Streets Of Blood (2009): Breakdown by Kain424
Cops that blur the line between crooked and hard-boiled attempt to clean the streets of New Orleans. 50 Cent continues to attempt to act.
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Cliche. And not in the fun way. The films starts out with a cop being asked by a police counselor if killing bothers him [...]
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The 5th Commandment a.k.a. The Fifth Commandment (2008): Breakdown by Rantbo
Hitman with a heart of gold realizes that while he is a natural born killer, he can still learn to love a horrible dayplayer.
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While working in Asia, Jazzman (one of the best hitman in the assassination business), shows mercy to an orphaned child [...]
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Fast & Furious (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo
New Movie. Original, Unoriginal Characters.
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I hadn’t gone to a FF movie since the first one raped me of my $7.50, back in ‘01. But, that changed this year after watching the trailer for the hunk-of-junk 4th installment, curiously titled, FAST & FURIOUS. Not to be confused [...]
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The Protector (1985): Breakdown by Kain424
A Chinese New York cop (yeah, I know) goes to Hong Kong (go figure) to rescue a millionairess and take down a drug cartel.
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After The Big Brawl turned out to be less than the massive success they’d hoped it to be, Jackie Chan went back to Hong Kong [...]
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Police Story III: Super Cop a.k.a. Ging chat goo si 3: Chiu kup ging chat (1992): Breakdown by Rantbo
Jackie Chan is now a SUPER cop, yet needs help from Michelle Yeoh to fight SUPER crime.
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The Royal Hong Kong police are having trouble with drug trafficking. Most of the shit coming through is from [...]
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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006): Breakdown by Rantbo
Teenage brat gets shipped to Japan and power slides his way into the dangerous, illegal underground world of e-braking at high speeds.
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TOKYO DRIFT. It sounds like an STD and much like one, this franchise will keep popping up every so often to irritate [...]
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