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12 Rounds (2009): Breakdown by Kain424
A mish-mash of the plots of Ricochet, Die Hard With A Vengeance and Speed, minus anything that made those films cool.
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How can the guy who gave us such awesome action classics as Die Hard 2 and Cliffhanger possibly fuck up such an easy premise? I can’t be sure, [...]
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Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (Unleashed and Unrated Edition) (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo
Robin Shou teaches a questionably hot girl to make energy balls and fire them at a corrupt business criminal in revenge for kidnapping her father.
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If Clive Barker and Ang Lee had a butt baby together, and it decided to follow [...]
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Street Fighter (1994): Breakdown by Rantbo
An eccentric douche, in a red leather jumpsuit and cape, tries to take over the world. Is foiled by a French guy disguised as an American guy and a rag-tag team of goofy looking gay buttholes. Of course!
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I don’t understand why so many people hate this movie. I’ll [...]
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The Terminator (1984): Breakdown by Kain424
In the future, man and machine are nearing the end of a hard-fought war. Seeing their closing demise, the machines send an assassin back in time to kill the mother of the man that’s lead to their downfall, and the humans send Michael Biehn back to stop it.
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As [...]
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Point Break (1991): Breakdown by Rantbo
Undercover cop falls for dreamy bank robbing surfer dude. Is torn between his duty to bust him and his urge to bust a nut inside him.
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In keeping with late 80s style, POINT BREAK is a trip down macho lane. The film centers on an adrenaline-fueled narrative of cops [...]
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Dirty Harry (1971): Breakdown by Kain424
A .44 Magnum-wielding California cop breaks all the rules to track down a serial killer, spawning a genre and a half (read as: initiates a series of plot points that would become THE hard-boiled cop cliches).
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Dirty Harry is a movie that rails against a perceived left-wing, softie system, [...]
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Ying hung boon sik a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow (1986): Breakdown by Rantbo
Gangsters, Guns, Bullets, Blood—Credits.
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A BETTER TOMORROW; a tale of brotherhood, honor, betrayal, friendship, family, trust, revenge and 10,000 bullets. It’s not John Woo’s first action film, and it’s not the first of the genre that would later be known as [...]
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Resident Evil: Extinction (2007): Breakdown by Rantbo
The Skinny One returns to roam the desert, kill birds and fight a hentai rape monster.
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Well, third time appears to be the charm, as EXTINCTION is by far the best film of the series. But that isn’t saying much.
Instead of moving on to rip-off ESCAPE FROM LA, [...]
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Total Recall killcount.
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