Jean-Claude Van Kickboxer

Posted on May 24th, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE]
Kickboxer (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo
Two “Brothers” honeymoon in Thailand. One gets paralyzed, the other gets even.
[THE EXECUTION]
You get what you pay for and KICKBOXER delivers exactly what you’d expect from a movie called KICKBOXER. Half the film is a barrage of homoerotic training montages and the other half is filled with homoerotic fight sequences. [...]


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COM: together, joint, mutual MAN: an adult male DO: to get it on

Posted on May 24th, 2009 by Kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE]
Commando (Director’s Cut)(1985): Breakdown by Kain424
An ex-Special Forces operative’s daughter is kidnapped.  Rather than negotiate her return or deal with the demands of the kidnappers at all, he kills over a hundred people in order to get her back.

[THE EXECUTION]
Coming out the same year as Rambo: First Blood Part II, Commando is one [...]


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