Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Starring Brad Pitt
and Til Schweiger
Watch video:
Total Bodycount: 315
Pitt kills 1
Schweiger kills 10
Inglourious Basterds rights held by Universal Pictures.
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Untamed Frontier
Kansas City Confidential…………………………………………1
The Lawless Breed
The Bandits Of Corsica
White Lightning
Arena
Vice Squad
Jack Slade
The Nebraskan
Tumbleweed
Gypsy Colt
Rails Into Laramie
Arrow In The Dust
The Yellow Tomahawk
Princess Of The Nile
The Desperado
Dawn At Socorro
Treasure Of Ruby Hills
The Big Combo…………………………………………………….1
I Cover The Underworld
The Road To Denver
A Man Alone
The Vanishing American
It Conquered The World
Pardners
Accused Of Murder
The Quiet Gun
The Badge Of Marshal Brennan
The Lonely Man
The Last Stagecoach West
Joe Dakota
The Tin Star
Gun Battle At Monterey
Raiders Of Old California
Day Of The Bad Man
The Young Lions
Machete
Guns, Girls, And Gangsters
Ride Lonesome
For A Few Dollars More……………………………………………6
The Big Gundown………………………………………………….13
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly……………………………….3
Death Rides A Horse………………………………………………18
Day Of Anger……………………………………………………….14
Beyond The Law……………………………………………………11
Commandos………………………………………………………..23
Sabata……………………………………………………………….54
El Condor……………………………………………………………25
Barquero……………………………………………………………..5
Return Of Sabata………………………………………………….17
Deathwork………………………………………………………….18
Bad Man’s River…………………………………………………..26
The Magnificent Seven Ride!……………………………………18
Grand Duel…………………………………………………………9
Escape from Death Row
The Stranger And The Gunfighter……………………………..27
Diamonte Lobo…………………………………………………….6
Take A Hard Ride…………………………………………………5
Vengeance
Nowhere To Hide
The Perfect Killer
The Squeeze
The Hard Way
The Octagon……………………………………………………….1
Goma-2
Code Name: Wild Geese
Jungle Raiders
Armed Response…………………………………………………2
Speed Zone!
Der Commander
Thieves Of Fortune
TOTAL 303
**All counts above 9 are tentative. Until there is a video showing verification, you may take these numbers with a grain of salt.
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Sabata (1969) a.k.a. Ehi amico… c’è Sabata, hai chiuso!
Starring Lee Van Cleef
and William Berger
Watch video:
Van Cleef kills 54
Berger kills 11
Sabata rights held by Produzioni Europee Associati (PEA).
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
It is with an impossibly heavy heart that I relay this news. The Expendables 2 has been confirmed to be aiming for a PG-13 rating.
We all saw the signs: a female Expendable, the casting of Liam Hemsworth, and just the other day Chuck Norris claimed in an interview that he would only do the film if it were PG-13. Here are Sylvester Stallone’s official words (via Ain’t It Cool News):
“The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry…Sly”
The thing is, what the Hell is Sly talking about with “the broadest audience possible”? Is there really anyone under 17 clamoring for this film? What happened to that whole ’80s throwback ideal? The one thing Sly had going for him was his willingness to do violent and edgy. How exactly will this compete with the Superhero Movies opening this summer? Ass Bashing indeed.
It’s been fun, guys. Looks like I’ll be waiting to pick this one up on disc when it comes “unrated”. Fuck.
~Kain424
Filed under: Recent Articles
Prepare to listen to two fanboys gush over one of the greatest Action movies of all time! Join us, Kain and Rant, as we do just that, talking ceaselessly over the Arnold Schwarzenegger Action/Sci-Fi classic, Predator!
To sync up the movie with the Kommentary, wait until the 20th Century Fox logo just starts. Beware, the audio is loud.
Filed under: Recent Podcasts
The Man Who Would Be King (1975)
Starring Sean Connery
and Michael Caine
Watch video:
Connery kills 12
Caine kills 10
The Man Who Would Be King rights held by Columbia/TriStar.
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Azumi 2: Death Or Love (2005)
Starring Aya Ueto
Watch video:
Ueto kills 49
Azumi 2: Death Or Love rights held by Nippon Herald Films.
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Druids (2001) a.k.a. The Gaul
Starring Christopher Lambert
Watch video:
Lambert kills 19
Druids rights held by Eiffel Productions and Sony/MGM.
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Hunt (Michael Jai White): 5
Tate (Steve Austin): 3
Jannard (Lexa Doig): 1
Storto (Darren Shahlavi): 1
Market: 3
-Jannard shoots 1 would-be-robber
-Hunt shoots 1 would-be-robber
-Tate throws the last would-be-robber head-first into a glass window, killing him
Going In: 1
-Storoto shoots Blanco
Staircase: 1
-Hunt breaks a gangster’s neck
“Do You Speak English?”: 1
-Hunt chokes 1 gangster to death
Office Fight: 1
-Tate breaks Tagliaferro’s neck
Sewers: 1
-Hunt strangles Vladmir to death with a pipe
“Meet My Grandma!”: 1
-Hunt grenade launches a van, killing 1 gangster
Warehouse Finale: 1
-Tate pushes the thug leader onto a pipe, impaling him
Filed under: Recent Killcounts
Anaconda (CGI): 4
Paul Serone (Jon Voight): 1
Warren Westridge (Jonathan Hyde): 1
Poacher (Danny Trejo): 1
Opening: 1
-Poacher shoots himself in the head
No Fuel: 1
-The anaconda crushes Mateo and breaks his neck
River: 1
-The anaconda kills Gary
“Let Me Go”: 1
-Serone strangles Denise with his leg rope
Waterfall: 1
-Westridge jumps off the waterfall and he is eaten by the anaconda (shared because if he never jumped off, he wouldn’t have died)
Finale: 1
-The anaconda eats Serone
-Danny blows up about 4 anacondas during the finale but since it they are animals, they aren’t counted
-Danny kills 1 anaconda with an axe
-The anaconda eats a monkey
-Serone shoots a wild boar with a sniper rifle
Filed under: Recent Killcounts