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Rutledal
 Post subject: Breakdown/Article Discussion Thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:34 am 
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This thread is for discussing published breakdowns. Or articles when there should happen to be one of those.

I'll start.

On today's BloodRayne breakdown:

At least you are lucky enough to have the version with the "epic" gore summary, I only have the shorter version. Yes, yes, yes I know I got of with 5 minutes less of this crap, but those minutes were filled with gore and tits. Still this is probably the worst movie you've brokedown, yet.

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I've only seen parts of it myself, and I thought it was utter shit. Oh well.

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Rutledal
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You should check out Alone in the Dark then, it's approximately a hundred times worse.

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I have seen that one. I saw House Of The Dead then Alone In The Dark. After discovering they were both from the same director, I quit. No more Boll-shit for me.

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"They get away with a lot of things in those movies. For one thing they’ve got days and days to shoot. And also, if it’s ever not working, just shake the camera a bit harder. We won’t see shit, but we’ll get the impression of the fight scene and everyone’s happy. Well, I don’t think so. I’m not a big fan of the way they film action in the Bourne films, or The Dark Knight for that matter."
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Rutledal
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I don't know, I found House of the Dead to be frighteningly entertaining. Sure it was horrible, but there was a 10 minute long continuous shootout scene, and some of the most laughable dialog ever written.

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Rutledal wrote:
...this is probably the worst movie you've brokedown, yet.


I'll be posting Transformers on Friday...

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Kain424 wrote:
I have seen that one. I saw House Of The Dead then Alone In The Dark. After discovering they were both from the same director, I quit. No more Boll-shit for me.


What you didn't tell him is that we saw them in the theater. How's that for bonus pity points?

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Hah...they didn't even make it to cinemas in Norway, House of the Dead got so poor reviews in Denmark that not a single Boll movie has made it beyond DVD.

Transformers will only hold the top spot until you do the sequel.

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Rutledal wrote:
Hah...they didn't even make it to cinemas in Norway, House of the Dead got so poor reviews in Denmark that not a single Boll movie has made it beyond DVD.

Transformers will only hold the top spot until you do the sequel.


We shall see quite soon.

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There has to be worse films out there then this.It wouldn't be fair.

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