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ASHPD24
 Post subject: Re: Pandaman's lists.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:24 am 
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I have a good idea for a list.

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ArnoldVoslooT800
 Post subject: Re: Pandaman's lists.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:57 am 
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I have a good idea for a list.

Then out with it. It's going to be just as epic coming from you! Can't wait.

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His disguise is glasses.

I know right! That makes one look more suspicious then they already are. BTW, yes that pic should be on Hugh's profile page.

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that is being reported on by Clark Kent. People see him right next to his alter ego EVERY DAY and no one makes the connection.

I always hated that about any superhero comic or movie. I can understand not recognizing the voice of Spider-Man despite working with him everyday but come on people.

Even a Blind man could make a distinction . . . :lol:

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He doesn't use laser vision often enough.

I know right? That's why I like the second movie because of the awesome bad guys, good story and just using that power a lot.
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Superman Returns.
18. Zack Snyder.

I'm one of the few who found Superman Returns decent but mainly because Kevin Spacey was badass as Lex Luthor. 8-)

However, I'm also one of the few who doesn't care for Zack Snyder. 300 was decent, Dawn of the Dead was boring & don't get me started on Watchmen.

Good list though. Some really good points.

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rorschach94
 Post subject: Re: Pandaman's lists.
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I love 300, Watchmen and DotD, so I'm not complaining that he's directing the new Superman movie. Can't see it being good, considering it's directed by a guy known specifically for directing brutal action movies, but it'll at least look cool. Plenty of slow-motion...
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ArnoldVoslooT800
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Plenty of slow-motion...

Dammit, Jim! Superman's a stong man who moves fast even when he's not on his feet. We can't have him shooting laser beams in slow motion. It'll never end . . .

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ASHPD24
 Post subject: Re: Pandaman's lists.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:47 am 
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The reasons why On Deadly Ground is a piece of shit:
1. Steven Seagal directs it.
2. Steven Seagal never takes a scratch.
3. Seagal is an asshole, a bully, and a hypocrite.
4. The film is extremely anvillicious in it's enviromental message.
5. The damn speech at the end which was 15 minutes in the original cut!
6. Seagal murders mercenaries and counter-terrorist agents just doing their jobs.
7. He does nothing to save Liles, who was only Jennings' secretary.
8. He callously murders MacGruder by shoving him in a helicopter's fan blades while he was running away, not wanting to fight!
9. He gives Jennings a speech about how he's not worth killing despite the fact that he just murdered well over a dozen mercs who's only crime was being accessories to enviromental damage. This is a tired cliche that exists in far too many films, games, TV shows, etc. and I think it's the stupidest trope ever. What Measure Is A Mook, right?
10. He blows up the damned oil rig! Wouldn't this still cause unfixable enviromental damage, even moreso than just letting it run?
11. He's hailed as a hero and invited to speak about the dangers of enviromental damage and not under arrest for multiple murders and blowing up an oil rig, which is a large chunk of Alaska's economy.

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Gabeactionfanatic123
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Watchmen, 300 and DOTD were awesome.

If he's directing the new Superman movie I can't wait.

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MrThePandaman
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:05 pm 
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ASHPD24 wrote:
The reasons why On Deadly Ground is a piece of shit:
1. Steven Seagal directs it.
2. Steven Seagal never takes a scratch.
3. Seagal is an asshole, a bully, and a hypocrite.
4. The film is extremely anvillicious in it's enviromental message.
5. The damn speech at the end which was 10 minutes in the original cut!
6. Seagal murders mercenaries and counter-terrorist agents just doing their jobs.
7. He does nothing to save Liles, who was only Jennings' secretary.
8. He callously murders MacGruder by shoving him in a helicopter's fan blades while he was running away, not wanting to fight!
9. He gives Jennings his speech about how he's not worth killing despite the fact that he just murdered well over a dozen mercs who's only crime was being accessories to enviromental damage. This is a tired cliche that exists in far too many films, games, TV shows, etc. and I think it's the stupidest trope ever. What Measure Is A Mook, right?
10. He blows up the damned oil rig! Wouldn't this still cause unfixable enviromental damage, even moreso than just letting it run?
11. He's hailed as a hero and invited to speak about the dangers of enviromental damage and not under arrest for multiple murders and blowing up an oil rig, which is a large chunk of Alaska's economy.


Seagal trying to do environmental morals= EPIC FAIL.

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bodycountman
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The Joker Had the pencil in his Pocket so case Closed
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MrThePandaman
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Did he? Well, I'll have to apologize for that.

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ArnoldVoslooT800
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Well, I'll have to apologize for that.

No need, it's only a joke. :lol:

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