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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:13 pm 
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Kim Ji-woon, Chuck Russell, Guy Ritchie, Brian De Palma and Takashi Miike

Those guys would do a good job . . . if wasn't an Action movie . . .

Sure, Woon did two Action flicks but he overall does weepy melodramas. Not happening, sorry.


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Danny Trejo IS Machete and you can never take that away from him.

Yes, I know this but you didn't care for that movie so what does it matter?
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he doesn't have any scars or tattoos, he doesn't have that experience in the real world to pull it off.

You don't have to. You can be a damn good actor. Antonio does get his ass kicked in various movies (Ballistic anyone?) & Trejo is more memorable for getting killed and isn't a mean person anymore.


On a side-note, Kiefer & Cage have tattoos but only one of them was in bar fights (Kief) while the other abused his child (Cage).

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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:19 pm 
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ArnoldVoslooT800 wrote:
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Kim Ji-woon, Chuck Russell, Guy Ritchie, Brian De Palma and Takashi Miike

Those guys would do a good job . . . if wasn't an Action movie . . .

Sure, Woon did two Action flicks but he overall does weepy melodramas. Not happening, sorry.


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Danny Trejo IS Machete and you can never take that away from him.

Yes, I know this but you didn't care for that movie so what does it matter?


But there aren't any good American action directors anymore, plus these guys would add a great action scene when needed.

I like Danny Trejo's character Machete, but yeah it works better as a trailer than it does a feature length film in my opinion, apart from the bullshit politics and Rodriguez rehashing. I thought the other parts of the film were fun and I'm not saying it's a bad film, just a total waste of potential that is all.

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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:25 pm 
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Indeed (Nice pic from Global Effect BTW).

And have Jigsaw be played by Robert Patrick and the Russian be Dolph Lundgren (marking the second time he's been in a Punisher film)


Brock Lesnar - The Russian
Jigsaw - fuck , why not , Patrick
Steven Seagal - 10 rings leader
Mark W. Calaway (aka The Undertaker) - Nick Fury
Angie Everhart - Natasha Romanov (or was it Natalia Romanoff)
Lundgren would fair better in the role of G.W. Bush
Donnie Yen - Daken (or Dakken , whatever , he still owns)
Vanessa Redgrave - Ma Gnucci
Sam Worthington - Dt. Martin Soap
Tony Todd - Barracuda (Tony Lister would be also good)

PLOT :

SHOW THE FUCKING CASTLE FAMILY MASSACRE IN GRAND CENTRAL PARK FFS
HAVE THE MAIN STORYLINE CONSIST OF CASTLE BECOMING PUNISHER INSTEAD OF JUMPING STRAIGHT TO POINTLESS BLOODSHED
100+ (MAN , FUCK THAT) 200+ BODY COUNT
EXPLOSIONS , MAYHEM , R - RATING

DIRECTOR CHOICE :
YAY:

GUILLERMO DEL TORO
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
WALTER HILL
PETER HYAMS (OR HIS WHAT'S HIS NAME SON)
PAUL VERHOEVEN

NAY:

QUENTIN TARANTINO (LOVE THE GUY , BUT , C'MON ...)
ZACK SNYDER (STARTING TO PISS ME OFF)
MARK STEVEN JOHNSON (COMPLETELY SUCKS AT DIRECTING)
DAVID S. GOYER (I BLAME HIM FOR SNIPES ENDING UP IN PRISON)
JOHN MOORE (I HEARD HE CAN'T DIRECT HIMSELF TAKING A PISS)


I pretty much disagree with you on every point. No origin story is necessary, unless they copy the recent Frank arc on Jason Aarons PunisherMAX run which i recommend, where they show parts of the origin as flashbacks and new parts taking place in modern day time.

And your casting is way off. Robert Patrick would not work as Jigsaw, Nick Fury should be Samuel L. Jackson and Black Widow should be Scarlett Johanssen. Steven Seagal should stay as far away from the movie as possible. Daken shouldnt even be in the movie. Sam Worthington as Soap is probably one of the biggest WTF castings ever. Soap is supposed to be a big pathetic loser. Sam wont work as that. And Micheal Clarke Duncan should play Barracuda.

If they do a new one, they should make it in the marvel universe. And show Castle being hunted by SHIELD. Seing Punisher deal with superheroes would be awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:28 pm 
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ArnoldVoslooT800 wrote:
Sure, Woon did two Action flicks but he overall does weepy melodramas.


Jee-woon Kim has made 4 movies, if 2 of them was action movies his overall could not consist of melodramas, but the real point is; none of them were fucking melodramas, not even close to it.

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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:39 pm 
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I thought the other parts of the film were fun and I'm not saying it's a bad film, just a total waste of potential that is all.

Basically what I was thinking.
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Jee-woon Kim has made 4 movies, if 2 of them was action movies his overall could not consist of melodramas, but the real point is; none of them were fucking melodramas, not even close to it.

7 movies actually. Most of them save for Good, the Bad & the Weird had lots of melodrama in them (albeit they were good ones).

Or maybe I got emotional about his movies . . . :lol: Or maybe I got his Horror-Mysteries mixed up with a similar director's.

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And your casting is way off. Robert Patrick would not work as Jigsaw, Nick Fury should be Samuel L. Jackson and Black Widow should be Scarlett Johanssen

WTF? NO! None of this Avengers bullshit. Keep the real-world Punisher not the storyline where S.H.I.E.L.D. makes him their bitch and Jackson looks bored in any scene where he plays Fury because to him it's easy cash & Scarlett sucked in that role so please no!

Why is Patrick not a good choice? He plays villains the majority of the time and he can typically pull off whatever role he's in.

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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:48 pm 
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Eggimann wrote:
H83tr3d wrote:
ArnoldVoslooT800 wrote:
Indeed (Nice pic from Global Effect BTW).

And have Jigsaw be played by Robert Patrick and the Russian be Dolph Lundgren (marking the second time he's been in a Punisher film)


Brock Lesnar - The Russian
Jigsaw - fuck , why not , Patrick
Steven Seagal - 10 rings leader
Mark W. Calaway (aka The Undertaker) - Nick Fury
Angie Everhart - Natasha Romanov (or was it Natalia Romanoff)
Lundgren would fair better in the role of G.W. Bush
Donnie Yen - Daken (or Dakken , whatever , he still owns)
Vanessa Redgrave - Ma Gnucci
Sam Worthington - Dt. Martin Soap
Tony Todd - Barracuda (Tony Lister would be also good)

PLOT :

SHOW THE FUCKING CASTLE FAMILY MASSACRE IN GRAND CENTRAL PARK FFS
HAVE THE MAIN STORYLINE CONSIST OF CASTLE BECOMING PUNISHER INSTEAD OF JUMPING STRAIGHT TO POINTLESS BLOODSHED
100+ (MAN , FUCK THAT) 200+ BODY COUNT
EXPLOSIONS , MAYHEM , R - RATING

DIRECTOR CHOICE :
YAY:

GUILLERMO DEL TORO
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
WALTER HILL
PETER HYAMS (OR HIS WHAT'S HIS NAME SON)
PAUL VERHOEVEN

NAY:

QUENTIN TARANTINO (LOVE THE GUY , BUT , C'MON ...)
ZACK SNYDER (STARTING TO PISS ME OFF)
MARK STEVEN JOHNSON (COMPLETELY SUCKS AT DIRECTING)
DAVID S. GOYER (I BLAME HIM FOR SNIPES ENDING UP IN PRISON)
JOHN MOORE (I HEARD HE CAN'T DIRECT HIMSELF TAKING A PISS)


I pretty much disagree with you on every point. No origin story is necessary, unless they copy the recent Frank arc on Jason Aarons PunisherMAX run which i recommend, where they show parts of the origin as flashbacks and new parts taking place in modern day time.

And your casting is way off. Robert Patrick would not work as Jigsaw, Nick Fury should be Samuel L. Jackson and Black Widow should be Scarlett Johanssen. Steven Seagal should stay as far away from the movie as possible. Daken shouldnt even be in the movie. Sam Worthington as Soap is probably one of the biggest WTF castings ever. Soap is supposed to be a big pathetic loser. Sam wont work as that. And Micheal Clarke Duncan should play Barracuda.

If they do a new one, they should make it in the marvel universe. And show Castle being hunted by SHIELD. Seing Punisher deal with superheroes would be awesome.


See , I disagree with you as well ... I wasn't sarcastic in any way , nor did I suggest this without a taste ... I simply DON'T want Punisher to be stacked with the rest of the Howdy Dowdy superheroes and the rest of that Avenger arc or whatever because of lack of seriousness to it ... It has to be done to emphasize realism , something that lacked Punisher from the very beginning , surely I'd love to see Castle taking on SHIELD as well as dealing with everyday scumbags ... SLJ is a legend I love , but in my mind Marvel has COMPLETELY dropped the ball by making him Fury ... Scarlett Johanssen is someone I simply can't fathom as an action star ... MCD I also really like , but , he already played Kingpin , and stacking him as Cuda would really be confusing and unrealistic ... Worthington was not cast by me out of hate or anything , merely a stereotype ... Seagal , I believe , has finally learned to play ball and listen to what people tell him , instead of going trough his usual DTV routine ... But , hands down , Bernhardt is a person to wear the skull logo T-shirt (or a face paint) , this is a guy who definitely learned a lot from the business (if you've seen Fetch , you know what I mean , and he had great partake in Elephant White as producer) ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
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The Losers

Things I want:

-More interesting actors
-More blood
-More violence
-A sex scene with younger people
-A better villain
-Have the main villian ACTUALLY DIE
-Don't leave it open for a sequel
-Brutal hand-to-hand fights
-More shoot-outs
-No betrayal
-A high body count
-A well-known actor as the lead
-No Chris Evans or Zoe Saldana
-Have Neveldine/Taylor produce
-More explosions
-No pirate jokes
-Make the first or last scene like a heist movie
-Cast Liam Neeson as their commander
-A hot-yet-kinda ugly chick in the secondary role
-Cast Freddy Rodriguez or Jay Hernandez as Cougar
-Have Tony Todd, Scott Glenn, Eric Roberts or Lance Henricksen be the main villian
-Cast Daniel Bernhardt for no apparent reason
-Cast Scott Adkins as a ninja


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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:25 am 
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actionguy05 wrote:
The Losers


-Cast Daniel Bernhardt for no apparent reason


I hate you

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 Post subject: Re: Pick a Movie to be Recast/Rebooted
PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:43 am 
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That was a joke.


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