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luvmetender009 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:36 am

Michael Chan just dies in Once Upon A Time in a Triad Soceity

luvmetender009 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:21 am

Chen Kuan-Tai kills 4 in Warriors Two

arinieistheboss · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:14 pm

Eri otogoro kills 207 in oneechanbara not 179

luvmetender009 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:39 pm

Actually, Eri Otoguro (and Manami Hashimoto) can both leave this thread because I've added them here (gotta make it look more diverse, right??)

I mean, come on, both of them are bikini/underwear models in real-life. Who seldom take part in acting, but just happens to be lucky that they get cast in some film adaptation of an over-the-top zombie-killing video game. I can't stand seeing Otoguro in the same column as real-life badasses like Chen Kuan-tai, Michael Chan, Fu Sheng, Derek Yee, etc...

so there.

Plus I'm sure by doing so that means I'm cutting down your work. Which would be... welcomed?? Right??

satanclause · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:44 pm

I just watched The Rage (1997) and I would say Gary Busey got 5 kills. Although I could see why 2 are debatable, I think there's enough evidence to give him the points. His kills are as follows:
Breaks a woman's neck
Kills the 2 young girls off-screen (there mutilated bodies are shown later)*
shoots 2 FBI agents during the trailer park escape

*It could be argued that Busey's girlfriend killed the girls, but while she probably participated in the murders, they matched his MO so they should be shared.

The Hestinator · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:44 pm

He also brings a severed head to the political thingy at the end (he's carrying a bloodied machete, so I guess it counts). I didn't count the two mutilated bodies, though (maybe I should've) or one of the FBI agents shot during the shootout (because of the potential bullet-proof vest factor, but I suppose it should count you think it should).

satanclause · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:04 pm

Mmmm...this is a tough one. I think the 2 bodies should count, you might be right about the bulletproof vest thing (Kristen Cloak's character survived because she was wearing one) and I didn't notice the blood on his machete but I did watch it on VHS, so maybe that's got something to do with it.

luvmetender009 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:28 am

Nada for Li Ching in The Sword of Swords; she has only 30 minutes of screen time in it, and she spends it entirely on crying, getting beaten up, kidnapped, crying some more, waiting for Wang Yu to save her ass... everything except kicking ass. Goddamnit Chang Cheh you sexist...

luvmetender009 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:59 am

Didn't want to start a thread for some obscure actress who had all her kills from an obscure movie, so...

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Kuo Hsiao-Chuang killcounts

Fastest FIsts
Chow Ken a.k.a Dragon Fist ..........................................102 (will do double-count with her and Wang Yu)
Tiger Tiger Tiger
Chu Chow Kung Fu
Strange Odyssey

TOTAL - 102

No kills in The Two Cavaliers

luvmetender009 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:43 am

Ku Feng fucking impales a child in Bells of Death :shock:

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